The Big Baby Donald 2020 Calendar

Golump: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

Sheessh! This stuff writes itself. The 2020 calendar was constructed from the "Best of" Trump's infamous, offensive and bizarre 3:30 am toilet Tweets. There was enough fodder from the orange lingering fart to populate a daily calendar, let alone a monthly edition. Most disturbing was that his biggest lies were often the most re-tweeted, and by the time he was dragged out of office, he'd spewed a total of 30,573 of them. Source: The Fact Checker.

The sausage: Rather than pound my head against the wall reading daily malformed rants from a man with the emotional intelligence of an 8-year-old, I created the "Big Baby Donald" 2020 calendar as a cathartic release.